Mullets

I'm sorry but I just don't get mullets. They say they're "Business in the front and party in the back." If you go to a party and they make you go to the back yard and they won't let you in, you beat and beat on the back door and they just turn out the lights and pretend they're not home. But you know they're home because they were just there. THEY WERE JUST THERE! How the hell is that any fun?