If life gives you lemons and you spill it tell your wife it's dog pee

I thought I'd be a jerk and make a huge glass of country time lemonade just for myself. Karma stepped in and knocked it out of my hands, where it spilled all over the kitchen floor. I decided it would be funnier to tell my wife that one of the dog had pee'd in the kitchen. When she came in to see what I was talking about both dogs were standing by the puddle lapping up what she thought was dog pee.

Mullets

I'm sorry but I just don't get mullets. They say they're "Business in the front and party in the back." If you go to a party and they make you go to the back yard and they won't let you in, you beat and beat on the back door and they just turn out the lights and pretend they're not home. But you know they're home because they were just there. THEY WERE JUST THERE! How the hell is that any fun?