If life gives you lemons and you spill it tell your wife it's dog pee

I thought I'd be a jerk and make a huge glass of country time lemonade just for myself. Karma stepped in and knocked it out of my hands, where it spilled all over the kitchen floor. I decided it would be funnier to tell my wife that one of the dog had pee'd in the kitchen. When she came in to see what I was talking about both dogs were standing by the puddle lapping up what she thought was dog pee.